Complete the Sentence Quiz

Good Morning Ladies & Gentlemen,

As usual, I don't blog on Saturday mornings unless I'm working...so I'm just doing another one of these quick quiz things that are sent to my MySpace account (thanks to JL Clyde and Trixter Girl among others). I wanna thank all the people out there for leaving comments so that I know that people really like this stuff. It's a lot of fun for me too. Y'all rock!!!

Complete the Sentence

Hi, my name is: $teve, a.k.a. Dr. Mookie Tockenbaut Love

But you can call me: Sexy, Cookie, Cap'n, His Lord Grace Chancellor, I answer to most anything

Never in my life have I: Hit a homerun in the World Series? Wow, so many possibilities with that one.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Me Hips, are they a person?

My high school is: Full of jailbait

When I’m nervous: I picture people with their clothes off...and sometimes get an erection because of it.

The last song I listened to was: "FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALL!!!"

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Adriana Lima

My hair is: Thick, full, long, strong, and sexy...it's a running theme with my body

When I was 4: Back to the Future was in theatres, New Coke hit grocery shelves around the world, "We Are the World" was recorded, Reggie Bush & Keira Knightley were born, Orson Welles & Ricky Nelson died, gas was $1.20 per gallon, and I thought dinosaurs were AWESOME!!!

Last Christmas: I worked a few hours in the morning then went to Boston for a week with an older woman. Oh...and I sang Happy Birthday to Jesus along the way.

I should be: Playing basketball for the Utah Jazz...or making the next great American film...or making incredible passionate, uninhibited love to the greatest being in existence...but sometimes it just doesn't work out the way you think it should...but it's always the way it should be. Forgive me, I'm just incredibly optimistic/delusional.

When I look down I see: A great view when talking to ladies with V-necks

The happiest recent event was: Box Girl saying "Mmm thank you" after tasting my nuts (chocolate covered macadamia nuts that I brought to work today, I should elaborate a little more before you think she'd actually be interested in me)

If I were a character on ‘Friends’: Probably Chandler...because he's funny...but if I were a character on Friends, I'd fire my agent.

By this time next year: I will be twelve months older...and probably been on AT LEAST three dates total between now and then...and probably blogged some 300 more times...

My current gripe is: Why don't I have a reality dating show on VH1? Am I just not crazy enough? How about this, "When I was 4 years old, in 1985, I was washed up too Flava Flav, Bridgette Wilson, Bret Michaels, Scott Baio, it's my turn now"? I'm just kidding. I know that I have to become Governor first so that I can start my bachelor-esque show called "First Lady"

I have a hard time understanding: People who don't think logically...historically, women.

There’s these girls: At work that probably think that I'm cross-eyed or something because I stare at their chest while they're talking...but it's a lot more subtle from my point of view

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: "Hello Mr. Spielberg, this is the other $teve, I just wanted to tell you that I won four Academy Awards, the Nobel Prize for Chemistry, two Golden Globes, and a bunch of humanitarian awards for my latest film...despite your criticism. Just goes to show, that it takes a real visionary to change Hollywood...and you laughed at me when I said that Panda Porn would be accepted by the masses and generate a billion dollars for preservation and research. Well who's laughing now BEE-OOOOOOTCH???" Okay, so it'd really be my mom...but if I had doubters, they'd be immediately after...if not mentioned by name and cell phone number during the acceptance speech.

I want to buy: Love...we have the technology...but I don't want to spend a lot of money...

I plan to visit: Barcelona, Nice, Rome, Florence, Naples, Pompeii, my mom's, Sicily, Dallas, and maybe Vegas...all by New Year's Eve.

If you spent the night at my house: Then you just hit the jackpot!!! Lucky you...now how do you like your pancakes?

The world could do without: Global Warming

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Spicy chicken burrito from Taco Bell...and more gas...but this was for my car

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Lunch at Arby's. Thanks Bubbles!!!

My middle name is: Jay - "Snoochie Boochies!!!"

In the morning I: Find out what time it is by reading the Human Sundial that is my Morningwood...and then usually pee...hunched over a few feet back from the toilet. Don't look at me like that. You asked?

Last night I: Worked until 1 AM...and then slept

There’s this guy I know who: Does this thing that really bugs other people somewhere...is that vague enough?

If I were an animal I’d be a: Panda

A better name for me would be: Sofa King Cool...because I am Sofa King Cool.

Tomorrow I am: Watching football (possibly with a hangover and some naughty angel I picked up at the Halloween party last night) and maybe going to see my dad. Who knows what tomorrow holds?

Tonight I am: Going to my niece's birthday party (maybe) and then finding out where all the drunken debauchery is going down.

My birthday is: Six months away...and I'm thinking Vegas again. Last time was...mmm sensational.

Have a great weekend everybody!!! Enjoy the costume parties!!!