Today, the Olsen Twins celebrate their 21st birthday!!! Congratulations to them!!! Now, they can finally get sloshed legally...which I've found actually loses its luster once you're old enough to buy your own. I don't know them personally but I'm sure that they have pretty big plans this weekend to celebrate...but based on their business success, I would assume they don't drink that much. Good for them!!! I'll still have a shot in your honor...make it a double...because they're twins. It only makes sense.
Man, I remember my 21st birthday. Get-together with a few close friends, my brother, & my mother. We drove out to Wendover (Vegas' retarded cousin) and stayed at the Silver Smith Hotel & Casino (now Montego Bay because they change names & motifs every few years out there). The drive over was...life-threatening, because my mom & brother had a spat...and my mother drives like CRAP when she's angry...and she decided to just slam on the brakes in the middle of a freeway. Later during lunch at the casino buffet, I had several pitchers of ice water dumped on my crotch by a big-breasted waitress...and no, I didn't say anything to her. It was an 'accident' and she apologized profusely...and helped pad me off a little bit...good times. After that, it gets a little foggy thanks to free champagne to celebrate a casino's 3rd birthday & cheap, yet effective high-point Heinekens. I mainly remember a lot of laughing, gambling, urinating, & gambling some more (My buddy Johnny lost over $200 in the nickel & quarter slots. How unlucky is that? I made enough to pay for the room & booze.) Since then, I've celebrated birthday in Las Vegas, Miami, Scotland, and of course here at home in Slick City...so I can only imagine what the Olsen Twins have planned. Hmm....
Today, the Olsen Twins celebrate their 21st birthday!!! Congratulations to them!!! Now, they can finally get sloshed legally...which I've found actually loses its luster once you're old enough to buy your own. I don't know them personally but I'm sure that they have pretty big plans this weekend to celebrate...but based on their business success, I would assume they don't drink that much. Good for them!!! I'll still have a shot in your honor...make it a double...because they're twins. It only makes sense.
Man, I remember my 21st birthday. Get-together with a few close friends, my brother, & my mother. We drove out to Wendover (Vegas' retarded cousin) and stayed at the Silver Smith Hotel & Casino (now Montego Bay because they change names & motifs every few years out there). The drive over was...life-threatening, because my mom & brother had a spat...and my mother drives like CRAP when she's angry...and she decided to just slam on the brakes in the middle of a freeway. Later during lunch at the casino buffet, I had several pitchers of ice water dumped on my crotch by a big-breasted waitress...and no, I didn't say anything to her. It was an 'accident' and she apologized profusely...and helped pad me off a little bit...good times. After that, it gets a little foggy thanks to free champagne to celebrate a casino's 3rd birthday & cheap, yet effective high-point Heinekens. I mainly remember a lot of laughing, gambling, urinating, & gambling some more (My buddy Johnny lost over $200 in the nickel & quarter slots. How unlucky is that? I made enough to pay for the room & booze.) Since then, I've celebrated birthday in Las Vegas, Miami, Scotland, and of course here at home in Slick City...so I can only imagine what the Olsen Twins have planned. Hmm....
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You are so lucky Mookie.....so VERY lucky. I wish that happened to me? but then again, who doesn't?
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