Questionnaires

I think that questionnaires are fun...because you get to know a little bit about the person that answers them (unless they answer them from the perspective of Abraham Lincoln...but they're still entertaining). Searching through the web for cool blogs to read other than my own, I found this one through a blog of a friend (CAW! listed to the right)...and thought the questions were pretty cool. Please feel free to let me know your answers to any of these...but in the meantime, back to my favorite subject - ME. Is that conceited? Yes, I believe it is.

1A) What is your favourite word? Tie between Eclectic and Eccentric - Hence the title of the blog.

Eclectic - selecting what appears to be best in various doctrines, methods, or styles; composed of elements drawn from various sources

Eccentric - deviating from an established or usual pattern or style

1B) What is your current favourite expression?

"Sex is like Chinese food. It ain't over until you both get your Cookie."

2) What is your least favourite word?

Queue - Some of you know what I'm talking about...

3) What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

Granted, a dangerous question to ask me, but I'm going to take the high road...and say Laughter, Love, & Cleavage.

4) What turns you off?

Baseball, it always does the trick when I need a few more minutes.

5) What sound or noise do you love?

Honestly, it may sound horrible, but I love to hear a woman say my name. When I'm 'in the situation' whether its whispered in my ear like it's a forbidden word or yelled out so that the neighbors know what that thumping noise is, that's my favorite (or favourite in the King's English) sound. The moaning & panting associated with the activity is up there too. Sorry, I'm just being real. Laughter gets the bronze.

6) What sound or noise do you hate?

That sound that comes from those basic alarm clocks that's just "EEEH EEEH EEEH EEEH EEEH" until you fidget around with the switch to turn it off for a minute. Oh yeah, you're awake now. Mission accomplished. Women crying is up there too.

7) What is your favourite curse word?

Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge - A pleasant activity & a strong expression of various emotions. Hex was also close.

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professional Basketball Player, Movie Director, & Pro Bono Porn Starlet Lawyer

9) What profession would you NOT like to do?

"Fluffer" or Firefighter

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Wazzup playa? Glad you could finally show up to the party. Have a drink, we've got all the ladies back in the grotto. Oh, where are my manners? Norma Jean, Aaliyah, young Anna Nicole, this is $teve, the guy that I've been telling you about. Who's up for body shots???"