Friday, July 13, 2007

Do You Remember This Man?


Do you remember this man? Do you remember this FACE??? This my friend...was the face of TERROR in the office place!!! Still is in my opinion...and you should fear it as well. This is the mug of one "Terrible" Terry Tate, the Office Linebacker and if you act out of line...he's there to put you back in.

Were you the bastard that took the last cup of coffee and neglected to refill the pot??? "THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMING!! CHOO CHOO!!!" You just got drilled by the 6'6", 315 pound behemoth Triple T...and rightly so. "YOU KILL THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO'!!!"

In reality, "Terrible" Terry Tate is actually portrayed by Lester "Rasta" Speight, who starred in this series of Reebok commercials a few years back, premiering during Super Bowl XXXVII (The Gruden Bowl). Before these commercials, he did play American football (the better version, Jessica) at Morgan State University & the Baltimore Stars of the USFL in the early to mid 80's. Then he went into wrestling as "Rasta the Voodoo Man" for a while due to his massive build & explosive personality!!! Later on, he decided to move into acting on show such as Malcolm in the Middle, Arli$$, & My Wife & Kids and movies such "The Replacements" & "Malibu's Most Wanted". The latest thing that you've probably seen him in is Eddie Murphy's latest movie "Norbit" as one of Norbit's brothers-in-law. It's a good flick. Check it out.

For more information on everybody's favorite guilty pleasure enforcer of violent workplace justice, visit his website, it has a pretty good soundtrack to it.
So whenever you're having a bad day at the office...and some jackass is making you feel like you've made a mistake...just stare imagine them getting spearheaded by your friendly neighborhood asswhooping linebacker. Oh...and one final thing before I leave you for the weekend...



"WOOOO!!!"

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