A Quiz from Pirate Monkey

Good Evening Ladies & Gentlemen,

So here's how it went down. I was working until midnight on Mother's Day...and was bored out of my mind. Lo & behold, I stumble upon a pretty entertaining and somewhat unique quiz from Pirate Monkey and thought I'd do it...and share my answers with you. If you don't care, feel free to skim on down to my earlier Mother's Day post and see some pictures of my hottie mom & the Blaze game last night. If you're interested, here we go...

1. You have $5 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do buy?

Chili Cheese Fritos are usually a good bet. Nachos too depending on the accompanying condiments.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

An otter because then I could crack open clams on my rock-hard abs...and the ladies think I'm cute

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

I love redheads...but I'd have to go with Mary Magdalene. If she's good enough for Jesus, she's good enough for me. Scully would be hot too.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Usually a chicken fried steak dinner with hash browns, a side of buttermilk pancakes, bacon, and cranberry juice.

5. Last book you read?

"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" by Dr. Seuss to my niece Kelaudri.

6. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

MY favorite pair? Anything that's warming her ankles. Favorite that I own? My Lucky 7's from Vegas.

7. Describe the last time you were injured.

Bad injured? I sprained an ankle really good about five years ago. Little injured? My heart is constantly breaking with everybody moving on... (sniff sniff)

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Bubbles...but I'm pretty sure that she wouldn't like it one bit. In that case, I'll go with Ruben because he's my only friend taller & bigger than I am...so we'd have a better shot of getting out of there.

9. Steelers or Cowboys?

EAGLES!!! Lame question. Anybody BUT the Cowboys.

10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?

Midnight Q starring Quagmire - "Giggidy giggidy...giggidy goo."

11. Fizzy drink?

Mountain Dew

12. What type of top/teeshirt are you wearing?

Albert Wine-stein - Drink a few glasses and become a genius (Part of my Einstein collection)

13. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Time traveling DeLorian...or the Millennium Falcon

14. Most recent movie you've watched at the cinema:

Ironman - It's awesome, go check it out.

15. How do you feel about your love life right now?

Perplexed and horny

16. What's your favorite kind of cake?

German chocolate

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Kettle corn & a giant pretzel

18. Favorite Weird Al song?

"The Night Santa Went Crazy" and I also really like his Polka songs

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Yes, I do

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Basketball and Captain Power

21. Do you buy your own food?

Yup, I live alone

22. Han Solo or Malcolm Reynolds?

Snaps!!! That's a good one. Mal speaks Chinese...but Han befriends Wookies (my people). I have to go with Malcolm Reynolds though...because then I'd get to hang out with Kaylee, the hottie engineer.

23. When's the last time you had a double tall caffinated thingy with extra foam?

Is that a beverage or some new intriguing sexual experience?

24. What's your favorite fruit?

Peach, I can eat one for hours

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No, but the video camera at the Pioneer Museum might have a few pics of me doing a cartwheel...after hours.

26. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Have I really ever HAD one? No. Thanks for bringing it up though.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yeah, it's been hours.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Crimson

29. What's your mom's favorite flower?

Lilacs, I believe...

30. Is there anything weirder than the site GoofyAuctions. com?

Probably?

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Sometimes when I'm trying to relax. There's a few days worth on my iPod

32. Do you have a "wacky noodle"?

Is this a trick question?

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

Nope. I'm more of a Bob the Builder guy.

34. Last food you ate?

Some stir fry that I wokked up with extra water chestnuts and a peanut sauce

35. Do people consider you intelligent?

They ask me for advice and to answer questions...so I would hope so. Either that or I'm incredibly entertaining...maybe both.

36. Rachel or Monica?

Monica Bellucci, love those Fritalians.

37. Page or Clapton?

Clapton is GOD!!!

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Seriously?

39. What curse word do you use the most?

Probably the numerous forms of f**k...but it's definitely my favorite curse word to do

40. Would you ever get the top AND bottom of you navel pierced?

I think it's safe to say no on that one...since the AND was in there.

41. What time is your damn alarm clock set for?

6:30 because I open tomorrow and I'm jogging now

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

My "Funk Me Gently" mix

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds, Ghostbusters, Scarface, and a few others

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Chunky bleu cheese...because it's so good, yet it looks like it should kill me

45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?

Depends on the tattoos...and it's a great way to make her casually bear a little skin on a first date. You already know that I'm a naturally curious person when it comes to body art. Adding the incentive that it's done on beautiful porcelain and can smile back is like adding bacon to a stack of pancakes.

46. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Ugh...28. Why not just ask me how old I am? "How old will you be in 2035?" Ugh...let's see, carry the one...ugh 54. Well, 53 before my birthday and 54 after my birthday.

47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?

Of course...especially naked hugs.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

A few months ago...but I'm usually fairly cool under pressure

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce your name?

Keith or Pete

50. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name?

Probably not, my last name is distinctive...and sexy. It sells itself.

51. What is your name?

Steven Jay (Love)

52. What is your quest?

To drink from the Cup of Christ, save the girl, and take over the world

53. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

With or without a coconut?

54. Hot dogs or Hamburgers?

Hamburgers

55. Original series or Next Generation?

Star Trek? Probably the Next Generation...because I think Picard could take Kirk