I'm back again...and after being really bored and doing that "Which Leader Am I???" thing last night, I wondered who else in history that matches my personality...and I've come up with the following results...
Which Classic Movie am I???
A fellow $teve-driected flick about the Holocaust? Awesome. It did win Best Picture. I would have expected more of a "It's A Wonderful Life" answer...but this is cool too.
Which Smurf am I???
Smurf yeah!!! Maybe I should have let the beard grow a bit. Naaaah. By the way, did anybody ever wonder if Smurfs were like ants...because there was only one female. Then again, I don't remember any Smurf babies running around...so maybe their show wasn't cancelled. They just died off. A new film from Director Mookie Love, "Children of Men II - Legend of the Smurfs" starring Sir Anthony Hopkins as Papa Smurf, Stephen Colbert as Brainy Smurf, Jim Carrey as Jokey, Gary Oldman as Gargomel, and Milla Jovovich as Smurfette. It could be HUGE!!!
American Football News
RIP Sean Taylor - Pro Bowl safety for the Washington Racists, Sean Taylor died this morning after severe blood loss a day after being shot in the leg by an intruder in his Florida home. Taylor was home recuperating from knee surgery when somebody broke in, fired twice, and hit him once in the leg...possibly rupturing the body's largest artery, the femoral. He was 24 years old and in the prime of his life. Personally, even though he's on the rival Redskins team, I hope that they find the coward that broke into his house and go Goodfellas on him, then Casino style and bury him in the desert. It's truly a sad day.
The Worst Game Ever Played? - Luckily I was working so I missed Monday Night Football. Apparently, the Pittsburgh Steelers defeated the Miami Dolphins 3-0 on a field goal with 17 seconds left in the game. The game was apparently played at the Pittsburgh Aquarium as there was a wading pool that they attempted to play football in. The Miami Dolphins are probably the greatest 0-11 team of all time...but that's not saying much. They very well may finish the year 0-16 but half their games were losses by 3 or fewer points. That has to hurt the pride a bit I would think. Hurt you enough that you would let running back / dime bagger Ricky Williams play after being gone for a few years getting 'herbal medication' in Canada. Anyway, that's enough about football...until Thursday when I go to the game of the YEAR!!!
Sweeeeeet Caroline (Dun Dun Duuuuh) - Days after being outed by the American treasure Neil Diamond as his inspiration for the timeless bar song "Sweet Caroline", Caroline Kennedy is now gracing the cover of AARP magazine next month...AND receive the magazine's Inspire Award. The daughter of JFK (he's in my blog a lot for some reason recently) and Jackie O turns a stunningly hot 50 today and is now eligible for membership in this exclusive elitest club (They denied me entry three years ago based on age...last I checked, that's discrimination bitches!!!) November is a good month to be Caroline Kennedy. Oh yeah...and I almost forgot to mention...Neil Diamond performed the song for her via satellite at her birthday party. How awesome is that? That's like something out of a silly movie starring David Spade and the hot French chick from Braveheart.
Sexbot Update - Slowly but surely, Cybernetic Lovemaking Interface Technology (or CLIT) is progressing. In Japan, scientists have manufactured a robotic waiter able to prepare breakfast, carry on simple conversation, and boost a man out of bed. Some of the major things that a man looks for in a companion. "Wendy" has soft hands and fingers that gently grip, enough physical (and emotional) strength to support humans, and supple movements that respond to human touch. "Wendy" is five feet tall (average Japanese woman), looks like E.T. (average Cowboys fan), and is expected to be available in 2015 at the cost of $200,000 (fairly inexpensive for a woman...with inflation & emotional scarring taken into account). Now, they're serving us food...but that's just a test until they can give us a great sexual experience (pending the batteries hold up) then apparently...carry us to bed and pull the covers over us. It's the wave of the future people. I'm just the messenger...and probably a future consumer.Anyway, that's enough for tonight...because it's MOVIE NIGHT!!! Have a great evening everybody!!!
2 comments:
Wendy looks kinda like a dude to me. For $200k, you'd think they'd be a tad more feminine. especially for sexbots.
Wendy does look like a dude...for now. It's just the technology that's important. They're trying to get funding from all willing corporations (some feminine) and those would be deswayed if they knew the final goal of their studies. It's like nuclear bomb research - "No, we're not looking to make a bomb by nuclear fusion. Just to release a lot of nuclear energy all at once. It saves time...and time is money."
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