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I knew there was a reason that I liked this guy so much. I can't wait to go to Dallas in a few days...and see...where he was...shot. Yeah...

Who am I kidding? I'm ECSTATIC about the trip...and the impending Packers victory over those bastard Cowboys...and my fellow traveler C paying for the first round at the bar because of it. YAY!!! Anyway, I'm a little bored tonight...so I'm going to do this silly news stuff to get back in the swing of things...because I couldn't pass these up.

Hooker Street - In the city of Whitewood, SD, Rev. David Baer has called for the renaming of Hooker Street, possibly the most fitting name for any street EVER because he finds it offensive to both his God's will and his wife. It's actually named after General Joseph Hooker a.k.a. "Fightin' Joe" who defeated Robert E. Lee in the Battle of Chancellorsville in 1863, not the profession that often operates there (except during the winter...because South Dakota is cold). That's the city's story and they're sticking to it...but on December 17th, they'll discuss renaming it. My suggestion - Dix Drive, after General John Adams Dix, who was not only a Civil War general but a New York senator, governor, and Secretary of the Treasury under James Buchanan (only single U.S. President ever).

Italian Colleges are the Best - In Pordenone, Italy, a secondary school teacher of Italian literature has been suspended because of her extra-curricular activities as a pornstar. Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb" has starred in hard-core videos on the Internet (so I'm told) and erotica shows. Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is...other than those crazy Italian kids looking up porn on the internet. She shouldn't be punished for that. In fact, I would register for Italian literature TONIGHT if I knew the professor was going to be a sexy Italian pornstar. TONIGHT, I tell you. I love her attitude about it too. "I am a normal woman, with my family and my work as a teacher. I am (also) looking for transgression and sex." If I were the Dean at SLCC, I'd be sending her an email and/or personal letter.

Dear Ms. Ciriani (it is Miss, right?),

My name is Dr. Mookie Love. You may have heard of me from my popular web-based journal. I have heard of your legal troubles in Italy and I would be honored if you would consider taking a teaching position (among others) at Salt Lake Community College for our new Italian Literature program. Personally, I think it is a travesty that a beautiful woman isn't allowed to work in the field that she loves simply because she has a healthy sexual appetite (get her freak on...twice). I guarantee that you would not feel the same persecution on my campus.

I look forward to hearing back from you. Please find attached the numbers for my cellular phone, home phone, business phone, email address, business email address, web-based journal address, home address, parent's home address, business address, name and phone number of my friend who speaks Italian, eBay account profile, MySpace page, and I will be available at all hours awaiting your response.

Arrivederci Principessa,

Dr. Mookie Love

Anyway, that oughta do it for tonight. Have a wonderful evening everybody!!!